Golden Girls hot sauce exists for $32 and I think it'll be the best $32 I've ever spent.
There's "Bea Spicy" for Beatrice Arthur's Dorothy Zbornak character, "Desert Rose" for Betty White's Rose Nylund, "Hot Slut" for Rue McClanahan's Blanche Devereaux and "Sicilian Fire" for Estelle Getty's Sophia Petrillo.
You can purchase it HERE