I literally do not even have the words for this LOL
I CAN'T EVEN.
according to The Wichita Eagle: A naked man on a yellow ATV led police on a wild chase through the Northland for more than an hour Sunday afternoon.
The chase began at 2:20 p.m. when police investigated a report of a “suspicious party…a naked male” on an all-terrain vehicle near 8400 Northeast Sam Ray Road in Kansas City, North. The man was suspected of being under the influence of drugs, police said.
The man eluded officers for a while in a field by Northeast Shoal Creek Parkway and Missouri 152.
He eventually found a break in a fence and led police south on Northeast Shoal Creek toward the Kansas City Regional Police Academy. The man then circled back and got onto Interstate 435, where he led police south, heading the wrong way in the northbound lanes.