Naked Teen Covered In Ranch Dressing Crashes at Kansas Gas Station


This headline REALLY caught my eye yesterday. It's like one of those terrible "Florida Man" headlines you always see trending. But, this time it happened in Kansas.

It happened at Petro Deli Convenience Store. Which I did google it - it's in Topeka lol

When I first saw this story circulating I thought it was in Wichita. But anywho.

According to the Wichita Eagle: "A teenage boy who was naked and covered in ranch dressing crashed a vehicle at a Kansas gas station early Saturday morning.

The disturbance was reported to 911 at around 3:30 a.m. at the Petro Deli convenience store, theShawnee County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

“A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance,” the sheriff’s office said. “He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar.”

You just can't make stuff like this up.

So glad to report everyone is okay and no one was harmed in this story.